I love that old line from George Carlin's standup routine. May he RIP.
Alabama v. Clemson
Tommy Bowden v. Nick Saban
August 30th, 2008. 7 pm
Georgia Dome, Atlanta GA
Considering the events at the Dome the last time an Alabama team played there I'd be extremely up-to-date as to the weather conditions BEFORE I entered that arena.
As we all know now, keeping CUSTOMERS abreast of impending severe weather isn't very high on the priority list at that facility.
Good night and good luck!